Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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