i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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