It's Friday. Sex?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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