My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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