Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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