I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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