i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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