wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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