hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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