All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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