Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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