There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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