Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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