They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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