Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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