Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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