i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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