wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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