Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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