Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
soo... how was my night?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
