Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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