I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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