He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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