I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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