I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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