wakey wakey hands off snakey
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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