My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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