Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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I just googled if crying burns calories
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
We are all done wearing pants today
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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