He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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