Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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