you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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