you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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