so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
porn star boner night. come get it.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I am one with the molecules
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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