sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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