apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
