So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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