he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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