yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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