I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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