Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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