did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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