is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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