I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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