can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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