i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
my poor anus
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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