I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So vagazzling was a success
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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