38 yer olds are good kisserssss
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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