Sry I called you an 8
id be glad to
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize