so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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