i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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