Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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