I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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