I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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