I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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