cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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