Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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