I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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